Jjf87's definitions

Mall Cop

Someone who sweats while riding on a segway. They also "patrol" the mall for minimum wage and act like real cops.

Malloy: Who are you suppose to be?
Mall cop: I'm Tod Rolland, head of mall security.

Malloy: (sarcastically) WOW! Head of mall security. Minimum wage and you get to ride one of those cool segways.
Mall cop: You dont sound impressed?
Malloy: I'm impressed by the way you manage to sweat on something with wheels.

by Jjf87 April 18, 2015

In the nude

1. To be in a naked state
2. To be unclothed

Sandy Cheeks: "...but SpongeBob always folds his cloths before running around, IN THE NUDE!"

by Jjf87 December 18, 2017