Conservative Originality Disorder

A disorder that plagues conservatives on the internet. Conservative Originality Disorder or COD occurs when conservatives steal a creative argument or term from people that disagrees with them and changes it around to uses against their critics. This most often results in ConservaFail. See cheap shot

For Example a original term like Conservative Hate Culture gets turned into Liberal Hate Culture by some butthurt conservative.

COD often comes along with ignorance toward their own hypocritical ways as well as a snobby attitude towards those who don't agree with them.

The Person that who copies this term is suffering from "Conservative Originality Disorder"

by Persecute me at your own peril November 22, 2010

Conservapedia

a conservative wiki with articles (95+%?) that always somehow end up either blaming Liberals and non-Christians for some reason or another. It also seems to strongly imply one's religious beliefs has a connection to ones capability of doing certain things (e.g. violence).

due to the fact that it's a wiki some these examples might not be accurate anymore.

some examples of bias/lies/inaccuracies on conservapedia :

#1 socialism - we see a picture of Hitler on the top of the page

Nazism is more of an ideology of its own than anything else, it would be more accurate to place it in its own article than be under socialism. Also it also puts communism under this too, rather inaccurate.

#2 Fredrich Nietzsche - the first section is calling him crazy

WTF?! they didn't even explain what his philosophical views are and he's declared crazy right at the beginning?!

#3 Islam - "the most violent religion"

I don't care if this is true or not but this is this is bad etiquette calling it right off the bat, not to mention it also implies there's something questionable about it

#4 Bill Clinton - all the credits of economic success should belong to Republicans (implied)

really? please explain why public opinion favored him during the government shutdown and impeachment

#5 Grand Theft Auto

I don't even know where to begin on this...

some more examples of bias/lies/inaccuracies/stupidity on Conservapedia

#1 you can't edit anonymously

is this really free or is this a (right wing) dictatorship?

#2 George W. Bush

mentions nothing about him being attacked by a shoe thrower at Iraq

so much for being fair and balanced...

by extreme133 April 10, 2011

Conspiratard

Somebody dumb enough to think that the moon landing footage was faked and they spent millions of dollars building a massive rocket and sending it into the atmosphere just to keep up appearances.

Conspiratard: They tried to fool us by spending millions of dollars building a massive rocket and shooting it into space, but there were no astronauts actually inside it, they filmed a fake moon landing in the desert. A real truther knows that elaborately expensive and unnecessary cover-ups is just what governments do.

by pepelepeu August 14, 2016

Consdaple

A clothing brand for and by right wing extremists. It's called so because you can see the letters "NSDAP" (Hitler's Nazi party) when you wear your Consdaple sweater under an open jacket.

- Look at my new Consdaple sweater!.
- Yeah, you're a real right wing extremist.

by Piggen April 24, 2005

conservatard

A person who is politically conservative to an extreme degree, often with no sound intellectual basis for his or her beliefs.

Conservatards believe that loud volume, beligerence, and personal attacks trump logic and reasoning in any argument. In a conservatard's eyes, logic and reasoning are used by communists and hippies to warp the minds of the innocent young, and therefore must be avoided at all costs.

When engaged in political discourse, conservatards change subjects often; preferring to point out unrelated (or even fabricated) examples of liberal folly rather than directly addressing the topic at hand. Some conservatards like to use large words like "misunderestimate" and "nukular" to impress others with their advanced grasp of English vocabulary, and by extension, their intelligence.

Conservatards generally have no concept of history, and in fact, may not even be able to read above a third grade level. Most of their belief structure is dictated to them by a television.

With its recent ruling requiring intelligent design to be taught in schools, Kansas has become the nation's conservatard capitol.

by krt December 2, 2005

Constantin

My North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk my song.

I love Constantin.

by helena September 12, 2003

Consume the Cum Chalice

A meme that people use to get banned from Yanderedev's Discord Server. They really don't mind getting banned there. It shows a picture of Yanderedev holding a glass (or chalice) of milk (or cum) with the top and bottom captions saying "CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE"

"Alright im gonna try to speedrun getting banned on Yanderedev's Discord Server."
*post consume the cum chalice meme*
"Yes! I got a new world record!"

by SireSatire April 3, 2021