Comfy Shorts

Word used to describe the type of shorts ou are wearing(free ballin)

Hey baby, im wearing my comfy shorts for easy access

by Dellgh July 8, 2011

Comfortite

The Porte-manteau term for Christian fundamentalists who use the evangelism techniques used by evangelical propagandist Ray Comfort, such as the good person test. Comfortites are also known to defend Ray Comfort's cult of personality at all cost.

Jerry is pushing the good person test on some college girls, he is such a Comfortite.

by Th3W01F October 12, 2011

comfort twenty

The pounds people put on when they're in a stable relationship.

Things must be good with Howard and Diane, he's packed on the comfort twenty.

by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012

comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.

by safetypuppy January 1, 2013

Comfyer

That one is more comforting than that one

Mal says Kevin is more
Comfyer to cuddle with then the cat .

by Kevtime September 14, 2014

Comfort Wanket

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.

I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.

by Acerpacer May 8, 2015

Comfward

When two people are both very shy and awkward, But when together its so awkward it seems comfortable to them.

Person one: I thought he was shy and awkward, like you.
Person two: He is! But when we are together we are comfward.

by RubberDuckyy. September 22, 2015