Puffy Coats

Worthless corporate folks, aka overhead costs, with zero real world success.

Those corporate folks who walk around all day in their puffy coats with an Ogio backpack and a Yeti cup while they send emails and PowerPoints yet accomplish near nothing.

by TheTrueTexan July 28, 2022

Cum coat

Cum coat is where you choke your lover with a belt while ejaculating with duct tape wrapped around your penis, then cum on her stomach and repeat the process untill you drench her in cum and make it look like a coat.

Omg kelly, i jizzed on you so much it looks like a cum coat

by Im going to destroy your moms August 30, 2020

Winter Coating it

*To put on a winter coat*

Emma: It's so cold outside....
Alice: Yeah, Im totally winter coating it

by BAMBAMBAM March 29, 2014

Baymax Coat

Used to describe an inflatable coat

I am wearing my baymax coat because it’s cold out

by TheRealStoneWall January 15, 2024

Netflix and Coat

When an act of chivalry is misconstrued as coming on to someone.

When I held the door open, I didn't mean anything by it, I was just being polite, but they said I want to netflix and coat.

by WeweeSankido June 25, 2016

coat government

noun (n): A government with extensive welfare programs to help those in need, akin to a Social Democracy, this type of government will try to help a nation it's implemented in during a period of economical problems/collapse. Normally, these governments are social democracies, although fascist groups and/or dictatorial groups can promise to function like a coat government during their rule.

etymology: A coat government works like a coat, a coat can keep you warm in winter, and a coat government (the coat) can help a country (keep it warm) during economic instability/issues (the winter).

During the Great Depression, the people wanted a coat government to help them with the depression, they saw hope in FDR as the leader of a potential coat government for the US, and some found technocracy, dictatorships, and the fascist dictatorships of Europe as potential coat governments if they would've been implemented back home.

by SloveneInSerbia August 27, 2021

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022