The Cheese Touch

is it a sexually transmitted disease? no. does it involve getting flashed by a middle aged man in an alley? no. is it the equivalent to going down on a hooker? not quite. but fuck man, it is still disgusting and trust me, you never want to find yourself suffering from the cheese touch.

good god man, you almost got the cheese touch!

by ihatesnakes January 29, 2019

windex and cheese

Used to explain the taste of sperm.

Oh my man tasted just like windex and cheese last night!

by Zega Moosh January 2, 2004

you smell like cheese

the act of smelling like cheese.

person1: Hey your gay.
person2: yeh but richard you smell like cheese.

by gingerbaz December 8, 2006

cheese sticks

Best fucking food in the world!!!However eat to much of cheese sticks.you will be on the crapper for maybe about 4 hours 10 tops!!!!

sister-Whats taking you forever in the bathroom?
brother-Sorry had 8 cheese sticks to many!!!

by gorillaz April 28, 2008

cheese turd

a pandering, odious dairy product of a person. A person you can only stand 1 to 2 servings of a day. Often accompanied by a blasphemous fruit. He schmeres himself like the fibrous poop that he is amongst any starchy company that he finds himself with. Unloved especially by the lactose intolerant.

Person 1: "that Jonah is such a cheese turd"
Person 2: "yeah, he should mancheGO"

by douchebop January 13, 2013

cheese pasty

A build up of crud or other disgusting substance in and around a female's fanny flaps that, when pulled apart, looks like a cheese pasty.

"I was about to go down on Emma but she had a right oozing cheese pasty"

by Bleurrghh January 6, 2014

Floating cheese

A prolonged conversation of no meaning undertaken exclusively by males under the influence of large quantities of alcohol. Nothing of any value is established through such intercourse the purpose of which is purely for the entertainment of those so engaged. Although utterly hilarious to those participating in a floating cheese conversation such talk invariably leaves sober bystanders and all females wholly perplexed.

The term comes from one such meaningless conversation in which the relative bouyancy of cheese was hotly debated for many hours.

The six old friends enjoyed an evening of strong ale and floating cheese.

by Lee Farmie October 6, 2004