KKK (Cards)

When at any given point in a game requiring cards, that you hold 3 kings at once.

I had two 10s and a KKK (Cards) in my hand

by Yub Yub Shoog Doog December 12, 2021

Blox Cards

One of the best roblox card games ever!

Blox cards is so fun!

by Iris studmaster fan September 19, 2022

Calamity Cards

An awesome fucking dark-fantasyroguelike deckbuilder game made by the a person named SkylarkGSH

In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.

Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"

by DeadBranchORCawSimp February 5, 2023

Paul carlson

Paul Carlson has an amazing attitude towards everything. He is particularly known for his enormous penis. He stands a mere 6 feet in tall with a cock to match his height. His eyes mesmerized the finest hoes in the USA and he gave them what they all desired, his hard thick cock.

Paul Carlson is a man.

by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023

Ali Carlson

The definition of perfection, the most beautiful girl in the world who deserves everything good ever in life. The catches everyone’s gaze but she is too good for any low life man. She is the epitome of perfection

Man across the street- wow is that Ali Carlson, she really is perfect

by Anonymous wide receiver August 16, 2023

Helpful College Grad Cards

Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.

Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?

Donna: Let me see those cards.

(Looks at the college grad cards)

Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...

Brad: What are instructions?

Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...

by Ginja Spixes August 31, 2011

Burning business cards

The act of getting rid of friends, cutting off emotional ties and going different ways

You hear about Jim? He has been burning business cards, he told me not to talk to him anymore.

by Simian Bull June 24, 2012