burning log

An imminent turd of substantial size that makes its presence known by a deep burning sensation at the point of exit.
"Where's Bob? We're about to start the camp fire? "
"He has a burning log of his own to take care of."
by brandesign82 August 24, 2016
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Burning Widow

A hybrid Weed strand, consisting of white widow (the strongest strand of marjiuana) and orange kush. This occurs when the two plants are grown next to each other, which produces this great hybrid. The orange kush does however decrease the strength of the white widow leaving this strand with a 7/10. The strength of headies and the price of mids.
I just bought this reggie but it is looking like 'Burning Widow.'
by Kryo Tronic December 11, 2010
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Malakai Burns

annoying ass indian kid that thinks hes black and screams allah akbar in the hallway
look at the indian boy Malakai Burns
by dom101baller December 18, 2018
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Mrs. Burns

Me: Man when will Mrs. Burns grade our fucking assignments?
Jessica: I don’t know she’s so fucking lazy.
by Pusylicker92 February 06, 2019
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Burn the biscuits

When someone completely bungles a situation and fucks everything up for all involved.
I can't believe he fumbled on the one yard line, Bruce really burn the biscuits on this one.
by OpiumEater99 February 16, 2016
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carpet burn

What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie
I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!
by Hugh G Rection January 03, 2006
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Germs burn

a cigarette burn mark on the inside of your wrist. originally created by punk legend Darby Crash, it is now a sign of truly dedicated fans of The Germs. you can only get a Germs burn from somene who already got it. a true germs burn has to be a result of the direct line of burns from Darby Crash. once you have one you may give it to other deserving Germs fans. you cannot give yourself on nor can you have a friend who's burn in not from the direct line give you one.
-"dude, i gave myself a germs burn!"

-"if you do it yourself its NOT a germs burn, you faggot poser! i should cut that out of your wrist now"
by Kayleen LT September 19, 2009
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