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bloody buffalo 

The act of masturbating with your hairbrush while menstruating.
When that time of the month came, Becky went through so many hairbrushes making bloody buffalos.
bloody buffalo by Stihigh80 October 22, 2022

New Buffalo Steamer 

That thing when you're driving eastbound on I-94 and you upper-decker the toilet at the Michigan Welcome Center
There wasn't a toilet for fifty miles so I dropped a New Buffalo Steamer while I read the Four Winds Casino pamphlet.
New Buffalo Steamer by ruenix February 25, 2023

Brass Buffalo 

Similar to a brass monkey - the brass buffalo is a beverage made by taking several sips of beer and then mixing in several squirts of Heinz yellow mustard into it. It originated on nut farms in the countryside of the pacific northwest and is considered a delicacy.
Bro, pass the Heinz lets make some brass buffalos
Brass Buffalo by NiceFeet95 March 19, 2023

Reverse Buffalo Bill 

When a dude is sitting on a small toilet seat and has to pull his twig and berries forward so they don’t fall in the toilet bowl while he’s taking a shit.
Mike had to Reverse Buffalo Bill himself so he could use the toilet on the houseboat.

Order of the Buffalo 

A pseudo-secret society of drinkers who take a pact to drink with their non-dominant hand, however at the time of the pact are unaware of the nature of said pact. When failing to comply with the usage of the non-dominant hand, another member of The Order of the Buffalo has the right to challenge said member, and if correct in accusation, the offending member must down his/her drink in less than one minute. If the accusor is wrong (as in the case of mistaking a southpaw for a right hander), the accusor must down his or her own drink in less than a minute. Origins remain contested, however scholars maintain that "The Order" first rose to the preponderance of a population in the Republic of Fatumastan, amongst the Fatumois (who are not yet a UNESCO protected group but may soon become one). Membership is at will upon induction, but remains for life, irregardless of the member's wishes. Note: This applies only to libations,l. Water, soft drinks, and other beverages with no discernable alcoholic content are exempt.
Definition: Order of the Buffalo
Accusor: Buffalo!

Accused: Oh Sh!t, not again! *Gulp, gulp gulp*
Order of the Buffalo by Fatuman August 12, 2019

iron water buffalo 

The Indian word for water truck.
"Heap big iron water buffalo move fast, like a coyote, and it is loud like a bear when he goes by house."
iron water buffalo by Bodacious Brian September 15, 2022