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Definitions by ruenix

New Buffalo Steamer 

That thing when you're driving eastbound on I-94 and you upper-decker the toilet at the Michigan Welcome Center
There wasn't a toilet for fifty miles so I dropped a New Buffalo Steamer while I read the Four Winds Casino pamphlet.
New Buffalo Steamer by ruenix February 25, 2023

fauxlack 

A portmanteau of "fake Polack"; someone who pretends to be Polish
Why did you mismatch your socks? Are you a fauxlack?!
fauxlack by ruenix April 1, 2022