Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

bitchitoire

All the women in a man's collection of women.

"Oh, shit, 'How does this Nigga get all these beautiful woman', this is one bitch he will not keep in his bitchitoire" Sandborn thought to himself.

by Roland Buck November 25, 2018

Bitchitis

This is when your fucking a bitch and she has bronchitis. Due to her being a bitch, she usually won’t tell you she has bronchitis till she has your kid..
So look out for the bitchitis

Man: She’s such a bitchitis!
Mans friend: how?!
Man: because she has bronchitis and now she’s pregnant with my kid

by Katsuki_Janna October 31, 2019

bitchitude

a behavior demonstrative of a poor attitude. queasy seeming nonsense: manipulation, lies, sadism, and greed.

"he decline in fall of the western world is due to bitchitude."

by dickweed9000 October 23, 2020

Bitchitous

The disease people get when they are being a bitch about something normal people deal with on the regular.

*cough* *cough* ah shit, Gina, I think I caught your bitchitous

by Justinnnn123456 April 22, 2021

bitchitus

while not as often talked about, it is actually the most common virus known to exist. the vast majority of women contract the virus at least a dozen times in a single year. a common misconception is that only women can be infected.

woman: (nah, nah, blah, blah, blah, nag, nag, bitch, complain, etc.)
man: ah shit she's got bitchitus again i better go quarantine myself in my shop with a fat joint and a six pack.

by Raoulduke69 November 16, 2023

Bitchitis

The action and illness of getting off the game too early.
Symptoms of said Illness follows -

Leaving at 10 o’clock or before on a work night and before 12 o’clock on a weekend.

!!!CAUTION!!! Bitchitis is extremely contagious as one member can create a domino affect causing others members to catch the illness.

Why TF are you getting off now Chunk?!?! I smell a hint of Bitchitis brewing.

by OverwatchStinks November 30, 2023