funk badger

A funk badger "talks the fuck" but "walks the wank".

Someone who strives to show us all how cool they are, while all the time acting like an utter cock.

Moby is a funk badger, as is David Beckham.

funk badger by bobdylan_mcfc January 7, 2005

badderman

Another Word For Badman Used For Describing Something Or Someone In A Positive Way

Person 1 - Yo Dya Know Giggla?
Person 2 - Yeh Yeh
Person 1 - What Dya Fink Of Him
Person 2 - Guys A Badderman

badderman by Giggz MC July 23, 2007

Lemmy Badger

A medium sized mammal who makes a cocoon out of muff hair inside the small crevices of a woman's body.

Yuo must have a lemmy badger in your ass becase you are treating me like a rotten terd.

Lemmy Badger by Marc April 3, 2005

tanned as a badger 

To create confusion by gaining tan lines similar to that of a badger

"golly gosh squire you're tanned as a badger!"

tanned as a badger by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008

Scan your badges 

To "check someone out" or see if they are appealing to you

John: Give me your instagram

Emma: Why?
John: I have to scan your badges before I invite you anywhere.

Scan your badges by Logically June 3, 2018

That’s the Badger 

It’s like saying ‘that’s it!’ but better. Can be used when taking about a place, a person or when you’re agreeing with someone. Adds a bit of pazazz to your vocabulary.

Me: What’s that girl’s name?
Someone: You mean the one that looks like a toe?
Me: That’s the badger.

That’s the Badger by caynipple March 27, 2019

Badging

Badging (v): When a narcissist postures by treating either fortune or misfortune of someone else as their own; often a one-upmanship. Always an imaginary badge pinned to their "me too" chest.

Ann: Did you see her badging at her neighbor's funeral? You'd have thought it was her closest friend.

Sue: Yeah. Especially when she went to the podium and openly wept then fainted.

OR:

Ann: I posted news to my Facebook wall about my promotion to CEO.

Sue: I saw it. Congratulations! You are the best and you deserve it!

Ann: Maggie didn't mention that when she left a comment

about becoming the leader of her reading club.

Sue: Yeah, she can badge with the best of them!

Badging by 209 fo evah July 9, 2010