A funk badger "talks the fuck" but "walks the wank".

Someone who strives to show us all how cool they are, while all the time acting like an utter cock.
Moby is a funk badger, as is David Beckham.
by bobdylan_mcfc January 8, 2005
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Usually referring to a very large Skunk.
Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!
by Stpaul83 November 11, 2017
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