Asking for a friend 

Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.

What sex position do dolphins like best? Asking for a friend?

Asking for a friend by ZenB22 November 2, 2018

askia 

Askia is an omnipotent black male with many powers. He is enlightened and filled with great intelligence and wisdom beyond his years, yet he knows how to have a good time, let loose, and act foolish with his "hood rat" friends that will try to act thug for fun even though they know they white as hell. Askia Is also very horny and constantly searching for his beautiful white girl to sweep off their feet and show them a good time. Askia can go all night and is great in bed. Even though he's promiscuous he knows when to tone it down and be sentimental even though he may make a wise crack here or there to break up the emotional, real stuff. But you'll laugh anyway since he's so funny

I hooked up with Askia last night. Now I need a wheel chair because I can't walk.

askia by Nagg December 24, 2014

Aska 

Aska is a really awesome friend who's always there for you and ready to party (but not in that skeezy jersey shore kind of way! A pretty girl who's not afraid to speak her mind, and does her own thing...
Yup, everybody needs an Aska.

R: Am so bored
P: Lets call up Aska
*phone call*
A: Party Patrol in 10!
*saved!*

Aska by razmuli January 1, 2012

Nobody Asked 

Hermione Granger

Oh my god Hermione Shut Up, nobody asked

Nobody Asked by EverythingHP June 5, 2020

No questions asked

When you urgently call a friend and ask them to do something for you. no matter how crazy and or weird the situation you're in is, they cannot ask any questions about it.

Mitch: (calling Carl) Carl! I'm under the dumpster at the corner where that autistic hooker sets up shop. I need you to be here in 15 minutes with 3 gluesticks, a leotard and 4 hockey pucks.

Carl: What are you talking about? What the hell is going on??
Mitch: No questions asked!
Carl: Alright fine, I'll be there soon.

No questions asked by Aliza Lerner November 5, 2013

Asko 

Coolest fucking person to set foot on this Earth. Awesome at everything he/she does. BIG MAN

HOLY CRAP IT'S ASKO!

Asko by Hannah Joaliee July 15, 2011

askhole 

A person who repeatedly asks for advice from multiple individuals, only to ignore aforementioned advice completely. The askhole will choose the least logical option (usually their own), skipping merrily down the path into unbridled oblivion, blissfully and willingly oblivious throughout the entire ordeal.

We can conclude that an "askhole" is a gaping, cavernous pit of stupidity, into which good, sound counsel is thrown and subsequently lost forever.

Josh: So, Liz asked me for some advice about her boyfriend the other day. She said when she's with him she doesn't feel any sort of emotion... they're just kind of existing together.

Corey: So what did you tell her?

Josh: I told her if she doesn't get anything out of the relationship she should end it.

Corey: And?

Josh: And they're getting married next month.

Corey: What a askhole.

askhole by white_knight February 23, 2013