Wattpad

a running joke within the writing community

it is extremely valued by readers worldwide and if threatened will be viciously protected by lonely, mentally ill teenagers.

"Wattpad is why I have not gotten more than 3 hours of sleep on a daily basis"

by areyougayhomie April 8, 2023

Wattam

A game about a square with a bowler hat that has a party bomb in.

I really like wattam, because it's weird, silly, & lore filled.

by Mixels April 26, 2023

Whattas

Shortening of What-a-burger.

You: Dudes, I’m hungry as shit, y’all wanna eat somewhere

Other: Bro it’s 3 in the fucking morning, the fuck is open

Other 2: Sure, Whattas.

by bandit4k June 18, 2023

watto

Usually after fucking and Asian escort, you will scream watto as you climax

'I just wattoed the fuck out of her'

by ASIAN ESCORT July 17, 2023

wattee

someone who loves drinking water

person1 : i need water i feel thirsty
person2: man, you're such a wattee

by re4sonn July 22, 2023

wattenberg

A man who sits in the corner and jerks off while watching a stranger plough his wife. He cannot cum until his wife and stranger finish the act then urinate upon him.

Typically has self esteem and Daddy issues.

I think Bobby is a Wattenberg.

by Van Halen August 3, 2023

wattpad fanfiction fever

Picture this: you're chillin' like a penguin in a sauna, minding your own business, when suddenly your brain starts doing the Macarena and insists it's time to write a Wattpad fanfiction. This condition, scientifically known as "Imaginative Scribblemania," strikes at the most inconvenient times, like when you're supposed to be adulting or sleeping.

Now, brace yourself for the twisty plot noodles: you're not just writing any fanfic; you're resurrecting the mythical legends, Domique Ash and Sofia Hex. These two are like the Avengers of your imagination, and their fans are thirstier for their comeback than a dehydrated cactus in the Sahara.

Satanas : Caught in the grip of Wattpad Fanfiction Fever, Emily concocted a wildly imaginative tale where Cristiano Ronaldo traded his cleats for wizard robes, casting spells on the soccer field while Domique Ash and Sofia Hex cheered from the sidelines.

by elpelodelaconchadejungkook August 9, 2023