"I thought you said you were woke now. Why aren't you checking your white privilege?"
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."
by Etichetta Nera May 28, 2021
Someone who truly began seeing things as they are, someone who can't be affected by propaganda, someone who can tell a lie from truth.
by Quodd April 19, 2022
Blue-haired racist misogynist maskurbating fascistic antisemitic sociopath who advocates child mutilation.
by Old Phardt May 13, 2024
A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.
I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.
by jondich October 23, 2023
A plague that slaughters the sanity of men and warps it into something insidious. The internet is its breeding ground, and if you see it, immediately run or shut down your computer.
by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 24, 2024
term for a person—usually on the political left—who is socially progressive but unapologetically ruthless, sarcastic, and sharp-tongued when mocking opponents.
by Krakentorpedo April 16, 2025
A person who presents themselves as being woke, or morally enlightened, but actually behaves in a smug, sanctimonious manner, and is wrong about the morality of the situation.
by darkwoke May 01, 2024