West Virginia Butter churn

Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.

His mom was passed out, so I gave her a West Virginia Butter churn, so I wouldn't wake her.

by Moon Dog Rex April 21, 2019

Ferrum Virginia

A shit/hell hole that nobody should ever go to... ever.
This place is literally in the middle of nowhere.
Ferrum is the place that no one has ever heard of.

Where is Ferrum Virginia? 45 mins from the middle of nowhere

by BlargMcHonk March 9, 2011

THE University of Virginia

See James Madison University.

James Madison University: THE University of Virginia.

by GoSkins8921 May 17, 2008

Northern Virginia

The best place to live. Period. If you're not from northern virginia you're not worth talking to. If you're from Alexandria then I love you!

Me: Are you from Northern Virginia?
Bob: No, I'm from Maryland.
Me: Stop wasting my time.

by VAlover September 29, 2004

West Virginia Coal Mine

When you punch a stripper in the face, then bend her over and rape her ass and smear your cock on her forehead.

Nick was so drunk at the strip club last night, he gave candice a West Virginia Coal Mine

by JMoregon January 17, 2007

Southern Virginia

So basically,Southern VA is hanging on by a small(very small) thread known as Northern Virginia (where all the cool, and yes rich, but dont hate us cause we are better off then you, we just work harder, people live). Southerners simply disgrace virginia. Thanks for growing all those crops, we like to eat them but, not gonna lie, we could get them else where. Ever notice, that when you tell people you're from Virginia the looks they give you? Unless you SPEICIFY northern va because then whoa, thats cool, and you are accepted as elite non hickian person. so sova (get it, cause we're nova?) thanks for the corn but stop complaining, because we're better then you and that's just something you have to learn to accept. Please be a little grateful from now on of us becuase we're doing you a big (very big) favor by remaining part of your state. So, good day kind sir, which is by the way is how polite, non-redneck, upper class human beings say goodbye in place of your grunts. And also, guys, the confederates LOST take down your flags and stop embarassing our nation.

person 1- hey look at that guy making out with his cousin with a farmers tan.
person 2- yeah, he must be from southern virginia, which is TOTALLY differnt from Northern Virginia.

by saragan December 22, 2004

West Virginia Sauce

ranch dressing in a little white plastic dipping cup, referred to by West Virginians as a "sida raanch". Quickly outpacing all other condiments in sales, popularity, and causes of emergency room visits. Uses include: dipping for french fries, onion rings, cheese sticks, buffalo wings, pizza crust, in place of mayo on sandwiches, dip for the last few bites of your cheeseburger, and (although rarely) as dip for fresh vegetables or on salad. Failure to supply ranch at a family gathering often results in estrangement. Forgetting the "sida raanch" when waiting tables is the ultimate kiss of death for gratuities.

Bob: Hi, I'm Bob, I'll be your waiter today. What can I get you to drink?

Verna: I'll have some coke. Oh, and a side of ranch dressing.

Tom: I'll have coffee. And we'd like to order your sampler platter, with some ranch dressing.

Bob: Would you like cream with your coffee?

Tom: No, just some ranch dressing will be fine. Thanks.

Governer Manchin: "Due to continued, sustained sales increases, popularity among the people of West Virginia, and general deliciousness, I declare ranch dressing to be hereby known as 'West Virginia Sauce'. I am recommending that we reinvest all teacher's retirement funds into Kraft foods and Hidden Valley, and implementing a ranch curriculum in our junior high schools to prepare young West Virginians for their futures in food service."

by Peglegginmegan July 12, 2009