Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David

by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021

Valentines’ Day Mudslide

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.

Ashley gave me a valentines’ day mudslide after our date to Hacendia.

by MFTJ February 14, 2021

Valentines cake

Getting some ass on Valentine’s Day

Yo Kieran gave me some valentines cake

by NumOneShawty February 14, 2021

valentine

Chill out and relax

Have a valentine day brownie

by Letmebeasecret April 1, 2021

Valentine

Valentine a name that is for someone who is warmed hearted and beautiful she is the person to always go and ask for help if you need any, she stands up to people who are doing wrongs and not rights.

“Hey are you okay?”
“No I’m kinda sad”
“Oh then just go and talk to valentine!”

by Pseud0nym88356 April 2, 2021

Charlotte Valentin

The hottest person ever, also looks like Kate moss and has a beautiful sense of style and humor and is known for that

Q: Who is Charlotte Valentin

A: Only the hottest person ever

by Sickandtire.d May 20, 2021

Valentin

Valentin is a guy who would 100% be friends with someone who is named Alex. Valentin is actually quite funny so if you have a friend that is named Valentin then keep them hoe, anyways yea they are pretty nice and just so fucking funny like god damn chill imma evaporate😟 anyways be nice to them cause they go through shit and they are so fucking nice

“Damn your name is Valentin?”
“Yea”
“Besties now”

by Alexisachad May 22, 2021