A finely crafted sail boat with the properties of AWESOME.
Unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple Sloop, the Uber Sloop is designed for total Awesome.
It's uses are:
Sailing in Uber water, where normal Sloops dare not sail.
Maintains awesome at all times.
Inspires awesome.
Can be used to fire Awesome Lazer.
All who board are considered Awesome for the remnants of all time.
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Only the Best receive a Uber Sloop, acquired only through God.
Or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital S), which i don't recommend.
It's that Good.
I among few, have received a Uber Sloop.
Unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple Sloop, the Uber Sloop is designed for total Awesome.
It's uses are:
Sailing in Uber water, where normal Sloops dare not sail.
Maintains awesome at all times.
Inspires awesome.
Can be used to fire Awesome Lazer.
All who board are considered Awesome for the remnants of all time.
_______________________________________
Only the Best receive a Uber Sloop, acquired only through God.
Or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital S), which i don't recommend.
It's that Good.
I among few, have received a Uber Sloop.
by Ages August 6, 2008

an uber n00b is some 1 who suckes at gaming in every single aspect usally a townie (just because they are n00bish at everything in life)
by UberN00b May 13, 2005

by sarah adrianna July 12, 2006

Helga is a dirty scrubber, and likes nothing better than to star in a bit of Uber Alice in the evenings.
by George Vespe May 7, 2008

1. Being so great at something you are "uber" 2. Doing something extremely well. 3. Being the best at something.
by 16Sins December 28, 2005

by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009

If you were in love with Orlando Bloom, he would become your uber-fluff. For example, "look, my uber-fluff's in a commercial for Crest Whitestrips!"
by Bereneth July 14, 2004
