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waffle foot

when you step on an uneven surface and it leaves an imprint on your foot

you step on a waffle iron

or when your feet just don't look right.

some cases a waffle foot is noticeable.
1 Jim- *holds his foot out of the water* dude this pool is giving me a waffle foot!!

2 margret - these sandls just scream waffle foot

3 eric- *at wrestling the padding on the floor leave detailed imprints of your feet* oh no.. they is gonna find out!
by shattered but aware January 15, 2010
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Helga Waffle

The act of expelling mast amount of waffles out of ones vagina.
by WitchDr_SL November 19, 2017
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Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.
"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023
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nerd waffle

This is an adjective, it is on the verge of jock and nerd, but also still a faggot.
Jerry gets straight A's but wears high socks, what a nerd waffle!
by Clarebear! June 17, 2012
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waffle sack

When you place your balls and sack in a Waffle iron to flatten them so they can glide between your legs instead of hitting your legs.
This feels so fucking good walking with my new Waffle sack.
by Keeping it real February 20, 2017
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cleveland waffle

Taking a shit in a laptop (usually so one else's) and shutting it.
I just totally gave Joe the Cleveland Waffle. You should have seen his face.
by Elywin May 21, 2016
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Waffle-faced

An individual whose visage is marked by deep pockmarks, typically a result of acne vulgaris
That on-camera PBS News Hour dude who reports on economics is definitely a waffle-faced—clearly once ravaged by acne vulgaris.
by AntoineStumpf March 18, 2021
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