When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.
by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015
Get the toaster fairymug. Toaster ec is a toaster who chats on discord. hes a bit mean and cannot be loyal.
Hes also straight
and hates munkeen sometimes
Hes also straight
and hates munkeen sometimes
by dkzjclz0 August 13, 2020
Get the Toaster ecmug. When you shot between the breasts of a woman then commence to titty fucking her & finishing off by ejaculating onto her tits like you are buttering the bread.
Did you eat breakfast?
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin
by Makeumybitch August 11, 2018
Get the Kittanning Toaster Lovinmug. Sticking two pieces of toast in someones ass, cumming in it, letting it get hot and when its toasted you slap the persons ass so hard the toast shoots out
Jake: "hey Bro that missisipi toaster was lit"
James "yeah man that shit was great at the bar mitzvah when it shot out"
Jake "yeah it was
James "yeah man that shit was great at the bar mitzvah when it shot out"
Jake "yeah it was
by Thebellybuttonmaster March 14, 2025
Get the Missisipi toastermug. A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.
by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020
Get the French Toastermug. Person 1: I have swag.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.
by Gangster Fart April 22, 2014
Get the poppin' swags like a toastermug. A toaster thot is someone who is fake depressed and is a hoe. The toaster means toaster in bath tub.
Person 1: Why is Courtney acting so depressed all the time.
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot
by Desthomes September 17, 2019
Get the Toaster Thotmug.