The ultimate test of beauty when one is subjected to the unforgiving fluorescent lights of the 24-hour convenience stores.
Person 1: I was about to go home with this girl I met at a dark club.. but later had to bail after i gave her the 7/11 test.
Person 2: Lucky you stopped for that pack of smokes then..
Person 2: Lucky you stopped for that pack of smokes then..
by house on rock March 3, 2011
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The process of, after having a few drinks, hugging a plump girl who you are trying to hook up with and stealthily attempting to clap your hands. If you can clap your hands, you're good to go. If a girl fails the clap test, RUN.
Jesse: "I'm gonna gonna go for it!"
Joe: "Did you do the clap test?"
Jesse: "Nope, but I'm gonna go for it anyway."
Joe: "Did you do the clap test?"
Jesse: "Nope, but I'm gonna go for it anyway."
by A Grown Ass Man September 8, 2010
Get the Clap test mug.A straightforward test carried out in nightclubs to ensure the chick you're chatting up is a chick and not a chick with a dick.
The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of bollocks. The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.
The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of bollocks. The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.
My mate: "I really fancy that Hilary Swank"
Me: "You've got to be joking. She'd never pass the dundee test!"
Me: "You've got to be joking. She'd never pass the dundee test!"
by Nick April 3, 2008
Get the dundee test mug.The mythical component of a sexually transmitted disease (STD) test that a male would expect when visiting an STD clinic. Involves the inserting of a small 'umbrella-like' swab into the urethra of the penis, and the subsequent 'opening' of this swab before its removal with a sample.
Despite the lack of any solid evidence for the existence of the umbrella test, mere mention of the phrase will leave most of the male population physically shaken and emotionally vulnerable, due to the painful connotations the procedure implies.
Despite the lack of any solid evidence for the existence of the umbrella test, mere mention of the phrase will leave most of the male population physically shaken and emotionally vulnerable, due to the painful connotations the procedure implies.
After the previous night, Martin knew that he'd probably picked up an unhealthy cocktail of STDs; but there was simply no way he could face the umbrella test at the clinic.
by Mick'n'Keef October 18, 2009
Get the umbrella test mug.When a cop in a rural area drives out into the middle of nowhere with a handcuffed suspect in back, slams on the brakes and causes the person to fly into the screen cage, causing them much pain and discomfort.
by Hiro Yamamoto November 11, 2006
Get the Hollywood Screen Test mug.A stinky pinkie test is a ritual a conscientious female might perform before engaging in sexual activity.
I went to the ladies' room and passed the stinky pinkie test, so I knew I could let this guy go ahead and eat at the y.
My stinky pinkie test was made of fail, so I turned on the tap and took a whore's bath and went back to the pig roast.
My stinky pinkie test was made of fail, so I turned on the tap and took a whore's bath and went back to the pig roast.
by THEViolator February 19, 2009
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