Gang Stalking

BS problem concocted by paranoid schizophrenics. Get some help, people.

Paranoid Penny, fearful of gang stalking, wears a tinfoil hat so people can’t read her brain waves.

by ItsRhee September 3, 2019

stabbing the cat

a really cool way to say jacking off

also somethng you can say in front of your parents becuase they won't get it.

"Dude that guy is fucking stabbing the cat in the mall!!!"

by Haley ann January 14, 2008

gang stalking

Gang stalking is something that people who may have paranoid schizophrenia believe in. Any research into the phenomenon reveals that there is no credible evidence that it actually exists, and it appears that the people who think they are victims are actually misinterpreting the actions of other people who are simply going about their day. The fact that gang-stalking victim advocates want the victims to wear tri-cornered hats (like the colonial Americans used to wear)as a show of solidarity should be proof that these people are not entirely sane.

That crazy lady claimed I was gang stalking her because I walked in front of her house to get to my car.

by J.D.S. April 16, 2006

cock stalking

a rather large condom

I had to wear the cock stalking while bagging your mother.

by nathaniel eidson April 8, 2006

Stalin

A legendary Hero to the soviets who most people didn't realize it should cost some lives to take power and make a country strong.

I wish I could be that powerful

Also Stalin means "Man of Steel" in Russian

Joseph Stalin was a hero

by King of Emos November 20, 2006

Joseph Stalin

Soviet Leader who killed like 20 million people and oppressed anyone who disagreed with him.

"So many people are praising Joseph Stalin on urbdic. You're not in Stalin's USSR. You're not going to the gulag if you don't praise Stalin here."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 26, 2022

stabbing

the act of tagging graffiti with a black magic marker.

"hey st. peter, do you wanna go out stabbing at the trainstation today?"

by Sidenote October 9, 2006