A fetish act involving a nude male squatting into a pie with genitalia and anus, at which point a wiggle is performed.
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"My phone and tablet are both out of batteries, and my gameboy is out of batteries. Time to do some pilgrim squatting."
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Get the Tamagotchi Squat mug.A type of art form that involves a fully clothed person sitting in pies. The performer is also known to cry during the performance.
Also known as a Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Creme Spat, Simple Sign In The Ass Man, and Dutch Apple Ass.
Also known as a Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Creme Spat, Simple Sign In The Ass Man, and Dutch Apple Ass.
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Billy: "Yeah, you got toasted and ended up being a fucking squat cobbler last night."
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Get the bottle squat mug.It's when a fully clothed man sits on a pie and wiggles his butt around. Can be categorized as a "Fetish".
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