Omega spoon

Method 1:
The act of removing the spine and troublesome organs via incision down the back, then huddle inside the corpse of your love one.

Method 2:
unhinging the jaw of a love one, stepping inside feet first and pulling the body around like a jumpsuit of onesie

whatever method is used the outcome should be the same; Your full face showing out of the horrid opening that use to be your lover's mouth. showcasing your gleeful face and you bathe in the safety and serenity of the omega spoon

"Jessica, i love Brad so much! i want to omega spoon him tonight"-Amanda
"aww that's so cute! i'm jealous "- Jessica

by Fornite sux July 5, 2018

spoon dong

Big head no girth. Just a taste, quick snack!

Dude was a spoon dong, a quick snack , but Im still hungry.

by Kitty9Mc September 11, 2022

spoon wars

a battle during which the participants obtain large serving spoons and other culinary utensils (such as a wooden meat tenderizer) and spank each other until the adversaries surrender

Kendall, Grace, Robert, & Nana played spoon wars & shields. Team Nike, consisting of Robert and Grace, beat their opponents, Team Victory, Nana & Kendall.

by off brand oxford August 13, 2022

smooth spoon

Spooning when too drunk to get hard

He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks

by Meyerd3 January 9, 2015

spoon

spoons are implements to warm up and enjoy

are you enjoying your spoon?
-yes thankyou, it is nice and warm

by spoonertheweirdo March 12, 2004

Mad as a spoon

Someone who is psychologically unbalanced and believes in facts which are illogical or ridiculous and are not believed by the mass majority of human beings, e.g. that they are a chicken, that during the night their body hair leaves it's respective follicle’s and goes out boozing or that gnomes steal their underwear.

A man who thought he was being hunted by an invisable chicken was as mad as a spoon.

by Ludovico_Drakko August 10, 2008

shit spoon

One who maliciously meddles or intrudes into other people's affairs or business.

That shit spoon Dovie sure likes to stir the shit.

by Robster Dean June 26, 2008