Slunt

Slunt is the mixture of 2 words, SLUT+CUNT. A hoe who dont give a fuck who know she take dick.

hey, bro have you fucked with lindsay? she a slunt, itll be easy to fuck her its all about numbers right?

by hebrewdick April 16, 2015

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

slunty thundercunt

The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!

You fucked my dog you slunty thundercunt

by Roscopico May 13, 2015

Slunt

A term when men go on a slut hunt. often used in plura context 'slunting'

Luke said "let's get our slunt on tonight fellas, these chicks are mint".

by Mayzon July 2, 2015

splurting

When a someone has so much preassure in the anus thick liquid will splurt out

Oh him your splurting all over the place !!

by taylon July 6, 2015

Slunt

The Hybrid/perfect combination of a "Slut" and a "Cunt"

Wow, that girl was a total slunt!

by Dshore October 1, 2015

Slunt

When a woman displays the actions of both a slut and a cunt.

Ethel was hitting on Tom at his wife's funeral! She's such a slunt!

by Goldielocksetx October 22, 2015