Smurtain

A small curtain (mainly used in caravans, airplanes, trains and other places that have a need for irregular sized curtains).

Damn Patricia, those are some mighty fine smurtains!

by YvonneFan2k15 March 23, 2016

Snart

When you sneeze and unexpectedly fart at the same time

I snarted last night, it was really loud

by xXcadosteXx April 28, 2016

snart

it's when you sneeze and fart at the same time

stop snarting

by combo maker May 2, 2016

Snortaseal

When you laugh so much you snort then you laugh more coz you snort making you snort again then the hands start clapping coz you snorted n laughed and laughed and snorted and you look like a seal clapping

That joke was so funny I ended up going the Snortaseal

by nednugent May 10, 2016

snorteled

The exact moment when you fall asleep, snore loudly and startle yourself awake.

"Pop just snorteled himself so hard, he damn near fell outta his lazy boy. "

by 207iac September 3, 2016

snorteled

That moment when you fall asleep and snore loud enough to startle yourself awake.

"Dad just snorteled hard enough to scare himself damn near off the couch."

by 207iac July 27, 2016

Slurt

Slut and Flirt combined.

Kevin you are such a slurt!

by e-v-e July 15, 2016