Shorterer

Shorter than shorter.

Jimmy: My pencil is shorter than yours!
Thomas: No way! Mines shorterer.

by FarmerJohnson February 23, 2013

Smartext

A text message that is smart; something one doesn't normally receive.

Dude, she sent me a smartext, she's clearly the one.

by ExoliaZephlyn March 18, 2013

Slortet

A group of 3 or more slores together in one place. A slortet must contain at least 3 slores, however it does not refer to a specific number of slores. See also; gaggle or flock.

Dude, look at that slortet on the other side of the club!

by James Pooter November 4, 2013

smore

To need, want more. Abbreviation { Some more }.

I need smore beer. We need smore cookies.

by U R Ban D November 7, 2014

smoregasm

The orgasmic bell ringer when your making smores and it all suddenly makes sense why smores exist.

When i was at camp I got my first smoregasm.

by cheezhat November 9, 2014

Sorternity

Sorternity is when a house is both a fraternity and sorority. Men and women both living together in "harmony." Amen.

'I'd love to live in a Sorternity when I'm older! Makes me so excited, I become absolutely weak in the knees!'

by Rengose December 19, 2014

sportespercrastination

trying to avoid work to the extent of even doing sport in a desperate attempt to procrastinate

i just really didnt want to revise so i went on a run for the first time in 12 years, thats proper sportespercrastination

by fen nenge May 13, 2014