Whistle Shitting

The act of whistling while taking a shit. Usually used to calm ones-self after eating too much Chipotle. Can also be used to freak out man in stall next to you.

Man: *whistle* whistle* oh god damn it Chipotle! *SHART!* *whistle*.... ahhh much better!

Usher: God Damn! that's the best Whistle Shitting I've ever heard! Yo wanna contract?!

by zmez October 18, 2011

Screen Shitting

Taking screenshots from snapchat while on the pooper.

Ashley, stop screen shitting. I know you're in the bathroom.

by cox-e December 15, 2014

Rage shitting

When amber heard poops in your bed.

Looks like Amber was rage shitting again, this time she shit in the bed.

by A very rich widow May 7, 2022

Drive by shitting

A quick number 2 stop while in "transit"...usually at somebody else's place or public washroom. The sole purpose of the quick stop is to handle your "business" and bounce as soon as finished!

Drive by shitting, also drive by two'ing

I'm tired of Stephanie drive by shitting at my spot...damn she lives 5 minutes away from me! wtf!? Next time she stops by, I'll hide the toilet paper...

by S-touch August 28, 2010

Shaking like a shitting dog

(verb)- the act of shaking and shivering as a direct result of "demons" brough on by a massive weekend of drinking and or drugs.

Bru, your brother is not in a good way. When i saw him he was shaking like a shitting dog!

by 6mboyjam August 16, 2018

reality shifting

reality shifting is when mentally ill teenage girls think its possible to move your subconscious from this reality to another using different methods. it became popular on tiktok in 2021 from posts of teenagers claiming they went to hogwarts. what this actually is is lucid dreaming. lucid dreaming is a dream that feels real, and you can control different elements of it. reality shifters refuse to believe that reality shifting is the same thing as lucid dreaming, and their main argument is that reality shifts can last for months. many of these people are simply lying, however the brain can trick you into thinking dreams last months. if a reality shifter ever tells you they can shift for months or years at a time, tell them to learn a new language by tomorrow. this completely shuts down their point as they will not actually be able to learn a language in one dream.

if you have gotten interested in reality shifting and know it's not real but wish it was, do some research on lucid dreaming! it feels completely real and has lots of scientific evidence.

mentally ill teenager: i was reality shifting last night, and it really worked! i shifted to hogwarts last night!
person with an iq above 50: you mean you lucid dreamt last night?
mentally ill teenager: NO!! IT WAS A REAL REALITY!!
person with an iq above 50: okay emily...

by bigfella23432 January 14, 2022

Shitting Rainbows

The act of bullshitting ones self into a state of delusionary happiness about absolutely nothing, nothing in perticular, or complete nonsence.
Most commonly done during idle afternoons, boring nights when nothing's happening, or as an absurd attempt to find a bright side in a situation from hell.

Patient: So my cat died, my parents are in jail, and my girlfriend is pregnant again, and I'm celibate! What can I do about all this stress?
Shrink: In my professional opinion, all I can really suggest is that you start shitting rainbows.

by 7| Leif March 15, 2009