Shattist

“One who destroys the dreams of others by shitting upon them, usually in an artistic way.”

-DS

The record company’s producer, a well-known shattist in the industry, is confident in his expertise and knows the trail of musical tears and broken dreams left in his wake are a consequence of his innate wisdom.

by JackDas September 26, 2018

Setting a teabag in hot water

Doing it saying something that will cause drama/ tea

“He told the group chat who he was asking out? He’s just setting a teabag in hot water.”

by MopCob69 May 31, 2019

Shattered

When a relationship can no longer be fixed.

1. Our relationship is no longer just broken, its shattered.

2. When something is broken it can be fixed or put back together. When its shattered, there is no putting it back together.

by Lindsay Mc June 24, 2019

Settling Season

More like Settling Season
Symptoms include: gaining weight, staying at home, checking your phone, making an effort to cook

Aaa shayze, i think i caught meself Settlitis. Will go to the gym and start using Tinder.
Well, dumbo, its Settling Season

by Krkič August 3, 2019

Shatterbrown

When you poop yourself and you can feel it starts to drip while you stand up and it runs down your leg and and when you walk more shit comes out and it looks like minced meat

Person 1: Fuck, I had a Shatterbrown right now
Everyone: *runs*

by dominoguy11 September 2, 2019

Shatters

A new term used by VSCO girls that basically means the same thing as lit, fire, or slaps.

Annoying Middle School Girl 1: Hey Juno, that new scrunchie on your hydroflask shatters!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!

by lemons-hate-you October 13, 2019

Shatteronied

When someone hasn’t slept for days

Leon-“omg did you see Finn today he had jugs under his eyes like Lauren , he was shatteronied”

by Ugh oh poopy stinky October 18, 2019