Shettle

The act of taking a shit in a kettle at a house party

I went to this rusty cunt bucket's house party last week, and i did a shettle

by Obers January 9, 2012

Shettle

A combination of the words “settle” and “shut.” The word means calm down, settle down or shut up. Typically used by teachers

(Students are talking in class. Teacher walks in)
Teacher: “Alright, shettle!”
Class: (Stops talking)

by ElMexican82 December 7, 2018

Shettle

Used by one who recently "claimed" a toilet as their own. Commonly used by germaphobe-like people who hate having friends use their toilet. Has similar attributes to that of the territory disputes of western settlers in the 1800s or that of a dog that isnt neutered and has to mark its territory every god damn place.

Greg- "Hey Brah, I really gotta take a shit, this turd's at the drive-thru window!"

Charlie- "Nah man, I already shettled it."

by Bumleggah December 15, 2011

Shettle

Shettle- when people say something stupid😂used a lot in philly

Girl she just shettle !

by Grape peels May 13, 2022

Portuguese Space Shuttle

As a member state of the European Space Agency, Portugal contributes to the development of European Space Vehicles. The latest Portuguese Space Shuttle as tested by ESA is the Intermediate Experimental Vehicle (IXV).

The Portuguese Space Shuttle has been successfully tested. The Europeans are developing some really cool shuttles!

by SG5 September 25, 2016

Once you go metal you won't want to settle

It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.

Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!

by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2013

stettler

The act of writing an email to many recipients with the hope that you'll get a response from at least one person. This email is blatantly truthful and can be offensive to one or more of the recipients.

I have made calls, left multiple voicemails and have heard nothing, so I will need to stettler these people to get a response.

by Itis Whatitis #1 May 19, 2017