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arm swings

(n) The fatty, gelatinous, sagging skin that appears underneath the length of the arm from the shoulder down to the elbow.

Called "arm swings" for their characteristic swaying, back-and-forth motion they make whenever they are moved around.

Commonly found on: Obese adults/kids, elderly people, people who are out of shape, and anyone who loses a great deal of weight in a short amount of time.
Observer #1: "Hey, look at that fat chick power-walking. She kinda waddles like a duck."

Observer #2: "Ugh, thats not what I'm looking at. She should wear some long sleeves cause those arm swings are making me nauseous."
by P. Dubya June 28, 2007
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Softcore Swinger

This type of swinging doesn't involve any real sexual contact. Is usually limited to dancing, flirting, kissing, and light petting with people outside of their own relationship with neither partner getting jealous.
"I can't believe Dan isn't mad that Julie sat on my lap and kissed me!"

"Ahh don't worry about it, dude. They're softcore swingers, they both do this all the time. Just don't expect it to go any farther"
by Nas_tees May 9, 2010
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Minigun sawing

To use a 6 barreled M134 minigun like a chainsaw. This was most likely first seen when The Mythbusters cut down a tree with a minigun. Also called Minigun pulping when used on a person (nuff said).
Guy 1: Dude, me and Garret were minigun sawing trees down yesterday! The trees caught fire and burned up a whole freaking hill! It was fun as hell!

Guy 2: Where the fuck did you get a minigun?

Guy 1: Ummm... why do you care?

Guy 2: Because I need one to go minigun pulp a guy who's owed me 2,000 bucks for 3 months and hasn't paid me yet.
by JonesVoodoo February 27, 2011
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crazy latin swingjazz

anything that is crazy in any way at all, but especially in a good way. or just amazing in general.
the object or action being described by this phrase does NOT need to apply to music to be used correctly, and certainly not to that specific genre of music.
-oh man, did you go to the concert last night?
-no, how was it?
-it was awesome, their lead guitarist is really crazy latin swingjazz

-hey i made some brownies, want some?
-yeah man! that's crazy latin swingjazz!
-how are they?
-mmm. great, crazy latin swingjazz.
by fdasjkl;sdf August 6, 2007
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Swing Dick

Someone who fancies himself a big deal or a real ladies man. Usually a reference to Southern man.
Rick Perry may think he's a real swing dick but he's all hat, no cattle
by SlimSam August 20, 2011
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porch swinging liquor pig

noun. This is used to descibe a drunkard who does nothing all day but sit around and consume alcholic beverages. It also helps if said person is a fat bastard.
Jason and Tom are so lazy, they are the biggest porch swinging liquor pigs I have ever met.
by C_B_Savage December 19, 2006
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Mood swing junkie

Someone who makes a habit of using mood swings as an excuse for doing (or not doing) something. A habitual schitzo.
Person 1: So are you guys still together or not?

Person 2: Not sure. Have to check with her today. Guess she's just a mood swing junkie.
by Bill Contact March 11, 2008
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