The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...

A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Saves

Saves is when one smokes a cigarette and someone else asks for the last bit of it (usually just less than half).

Can I have saves on that?

by Crakalaker July 28, 2019

Saves

To give someone the last 1/16 of your drink ( basically dregs)

Can you give us saves in that luco

by Sup3rninja October 27, 2021

Saves

Noun. The remainder of a lit cigarette that is passed (or stubbed out and saved) for another person to smoke.

British English.

"Mate, can I get saves on that ciggy?"

by Daniel Marden August 17, 2021

Saves

An quick and efficient money maker, also known as The Blueprint;

“I gotta get like Saves.”

by Saves The Blueprint January 04, 2021

Saves

An quick and efficient money maker, also known as The Blueprint;

“I gotta get like Saves.”
“Saves touched more bread than a cashier.”

by Saves The Blueprint January 04, 2021

saving the whales

Watching porn.

From PornHub's pledge to donate a penny to the cause for every 2,000 views.

Roommate 1: Man, what are you doing in there? All I hear is heavy breathing.
Roommate 2: Go away, I'm saving the whales.

by debren27 February 13, 2016