Summertime Sadness Remix

The worst song ever.

A:Hi, I'm a Lil' Fucker
B:What's your favorite song?
A:Summertime Sadness Remix, perfection
B:Fuck you

by Lunudelflop August 30, 2020

Same-Sex Marriage

Sex in a relationship that, for one reason or another, has degenerated to near nothing. No one in this marriage is getting any except with themselves anymore. Happens after one or both loses interest or gets fed up with the joyless sex of the other. May take years of normal marriage to get to this point usually preceded by a period of sex that feels a lot like wanking anyway. Neither has the balls to admit it or the wherewithall to go out and just cheat on the other to get off. Also characterized to close friends - who couldn't help noticing the chill - as "mature" love.

Fred and Wendy practised same-sex marriage - after almost 20 years of marriage, their sex life was almost non-existent - if it hadn't been for the wanking they secretly indulged privately in, there wouldn't be any at all.

by Luvlos Whadacost March 3, 2011

Same here

Phrase used amongst fictional homosexual characters who are experiencing angst due to bad parenting and loveless childhoods, to confirm to their partners that even though they are incapable of saying so aloud, they are madly in love with them.
Used when said fictional homosexual characters are, for whatever reason, emotionally screwed up.

"And, and, I think...these feelings have a word...and you don't have to say this back, but...I love you, Noah."
"Luke...same here?"
Audience: "Pfft lame, go take a wild hayride."

by Zrina April 16, 2009

Sameera

Somebody who is a chicken

Sameera is somebody who sleeps in a chicken pen

by Kristiano you hear me nigga November 25, 2021

sameer

Same er is a person who doesn't trusts his wife, ironically plays around wid women and has mates who despite being married date other women.
He s a bad influence

Mate u need to get things straight .. with ur gf and don't be a screaming sameer

by aejaaz November 25, 2011

sameerism

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"

by JonnyJay September 18, 2008

Sameer

A new new kid in the block down street. A brown handsome looking kid with many friends. Very strong mentally but also timid (idk how that works). Absolutely has a hatred for 2-3 letter words (Oh, ok ,Ikr) ,only when said by his crush. His favorite food is "dolpins" Likes video games and animes. Also did i tell you he is the part of the biggest anime waifu cult? He also is fond of retarded Lolis. He does not believe in Ramdev or any Shah Alams. And, also he is AN poet. Some of his best friends likes to call him Sam

Did you know there is a 0.1% chance a Sameer can have twerking addiction? Train yours well

by _ItznotSam_ March 1, 2019