Human ejector seat

The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards

Ben: Lmao I gave Dave a human ejector seat the other day

Dan: Lmao that shit must've hurt

by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020

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fat cat seat

Overly cushy, large, fancy seat designed for the backside of a wanna-be big shot, often replacing a typical seat regular people sit in.

Even when the regular ballpark seats are filled with fans, many of the big blue padded fat cat seats behind home plate at Yankee Stadium stay empty because of unreasonably high ticket prices.

by Charleyslove August 26, 2017

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Driver Seat Syndrome

The kind of person who always needs to be in charge.
A Game Lobby? For sure he's the Party leader.
Driving to McDonalds? He will Drive, even if his car is not needed.
Also his opinion is always the loudest and hes bad at loosing arguments.
Talks about his shit a lot.

Some similarities with an egomaniac and smartass.

Playing a few rounds of Call of Duty:
Daniel creates the Lobby extra fast to be the Leader.
"Daniel has the Driver Seat Syndrome again"

by AimAbraxas April 20, 2020

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love seat plant

Basically, the same as couch potato or sofa spud. Anyways it just means a lazy person who sits on a love seat watching television

Dude: Guy, what is your daily routine?
Guy: I sit on a love seat watching television
Dude: Ok, you are a.
*results printing*
Dude: Love Seat Plant

by IHaveAGun January 06, 2023

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Back-seat Driving

The person who ALWAYS has to micro-manage EVERYTHING, constantly looking over your shoulder, adding their opinions, and what they deem to be a more proficient way of doing whatever it is, added as corrections to the thing that you are doing in the right way in the first instance.

"Buddy, STOP BACK-SEAT DRIVING!!!

by Totes Hassles April 13, 2023

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