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sex god!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pooley by jess June 17, 2003
Words you can keep
welsh for shag.
I poolied a sheep last night.
pooley by Anonymous September 26, 2003
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Welsh Twat with no Green Cross code
Watch out for that car you Pooley!!
pooley by Jem September 26, 2003
nah he didn't do her! He's a pooley!
pooley by Mitz September 16, 2003
a surname given to those rescued from a life of crack and heroine. often associated with ‘crouch’ and ‘taylor’
also well known for their incest fondlings
did you see them crack babies saved from the street?

ah yes. we’ll call it pooley.
pooley by daniel sensei October 1, 2023

The Pooley Effect 

The Pooley Effect is constantly in play throughout everyone's whole life. It is the matter of when an individual does something extra ordinary and then the next thing they do, no matter how simple or complicated they will always fail

Note: We have been doing some research on The Pooley Effect and we have found some exemptions that The Pooley Effect can not "Effect". This content will be updated as new discoveries are found:
1) 12th Sep 2018; The Pooley Effect is not in-play in the handball squares
You: Yo did you just see Liam's intercept? That was amazing!
Liam: *then misses an open layup*
You: aw man, there's The Pooley Effect for you
The Pooley Effect by watdogyahotdog September 11, 2018

Pulling a Pooley 

This is when one of the boys pretends to go to the toilet. Whilst in the toilet he jumps out the window and gets a dez to his misses house. Thus dogging the boys without being seen.
Shayde was pulling a Pooley when he jumped out the bathroom window to be with his misses and not with the boys.
Pulling a Pooley by BigJamesy May 31, 2018
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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