The act of injuring oneself while performing a usually safe, mundane action, or the resultant injury.
I pulled a Save last week and severed my toe while mowing my lawn.
"Why does Bob only have one eye?" "That's the Save he got from opening a bag of crisps."
"Why does Bob only have one eye?" "That's the Save he got from opening a bag of crisps."
by Str8WhiteMinority January 18, 2021

by Deez nuts in your jaws December 5, 2021

Hym "Because you've been trying to build it for 20 years! Without the theory... MY THEORY you have been throwing money into the trash bin for years. I actively prevent the continuation of that waste by being better and more intelligent than everyone. AND... Your input is contingent on MY input. My input literally exists in a vacuum. Without the theory you don't have a thing dump money into. There is no counter-veiling theory. The one you are using NOW and the one is Singapore that is 100x faster are both my theory. You are paying for the money saved."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2025

You rescued me from danger or difficulty
by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024

Headline: Man saves his country by tongue kissing his own daughter.
Headline: Man saves his country by allowing his country to selectively manufacture a mental illness (completely arbitrarily) and the results may shock you! It's child murder and or jumping off a balcony! Results may vary but you can use it to recruit shills!"
Headline: Man saves his country by allowing his country to selectively manufacture a mental illness (completely arbitrarily) and the results may shock you! It's child murder and or jumping off a balcony! Results may vary but you can use it to recruit shills!"
by Hym Iam March 11, 2025

by Dodomango January 25, 2024

Saves is when one smokes a cigarette and someone else asks for the last bit of it (usually just less than half).
Can I have saves on that?
by Crakalaker July 28, 2019
