ronaldiho

1)If God played soccer, it would be him.
2)The human incarnation of Jar Jar Binks.

Ronaldiho is going to win the champions league and the world cup because he is a badass motherfucker, but damn he is fugly.

by Helmuth von Moltke May 17, 2006

Ronaldinho

A ronaldo chopping genius who thinks he makes big bucks but really only has big teeth and a small dick so he can chew with his big teeth Ronaldinho in general is a guy that will jump from one woman to the next in a flash this is because he thinks he’s hard and has a small dick

Dam Ronaldinho is gay

by Saminman October 21, 2018

Ronald Bog

(v.) The act of inserting a straw like apparatus into one's anus, and sucking out diarrhea. Then proceeding to spit this diarrhea back into the anus owner's mouth. An extremely arousing sexual.

In order to spice up their sex life, the two men became one by preforming Ronald Bog

by Marcus Aurelius July 12, 2006

Ronald

The act of saying "How we doin!!" or "That Get-R?" or "We got a winner?" or "Whatcha know?"

He really pulled a ronald on that call.

by shansmom May 17, 2006

Renaldo

(n.) a person who doesn't care what kind of cigarettes you smoke--he just wants one;
(n.) a person who claims that he has quit smoking but constantly bums cigarettes off of you.
(n.) a person who will sell you out and make you sleep outside after you drove all night to hang out in, say, Austin.
(n.) a poser from Louisiana

Chris: Hey, what kind of cigarettes does a Renaldo smoke?
Barrett: What kind?
Chris: Any kind you got.
Barrett: Yeah, i fucking hate renaldo. He's such a poser.

by JcBibble January 6, 2008

Ronaldinho

Overrated skill merchant who is more an image than a footballer. Kids or people with no football knowledge got him in top 10 while but he doesn't make top 30

"Ronaldinho is better than Zidane" - this sentence is one of the first signs of autism

by SmartManWithFootballKnowledge March 18, 2021

runaway bride

(verb) When a guy drops his girlfriend off right in front of the movie theater so she can buy the tickets to a movie they plan to see while he parks the car, but she "accidentally" buys tickets to a chick flick instead.

(Girl): If you drop me off, I'll get the tickets
(Guy): OK, but don't runaway bride me like you did last month.

by jimmy66 May 31, 2012