Rule 29

If you are good at something, someone is better.

Guy 1 :dude i am the best at halo!

Guy 2 :Rule 29

Guy 1 :damn it

by viajen April 23, 2009

rule 34.2

Similar to Rule 34, Rule 34.2 is an addition to the 100 rules of the internet that defines a common stereotype that did not exist in the original founding of those rules. In this case, Rule 34.2 is used to describe the existence of a pony variation of literally anything using the obscure art-style of the infamous show; MLP:FIM. It's entire existence is supported and expanded by bronies.

"Now, please tell me, WHO, rule 34.2'd Mythbusters?!"

"There is no escape from rule 34.2"

"Why..."

by Bill_Cosby August 12, 2014

RULE #2

Your Bassist is a useless cunt.

You: Man, our bassist won't come to practice!
Me: RULE #2.

by PotatoFanboy52 June 16, 2016

rule 34

Everything=porn

Because of rule 34, I'm enjoying porn everyday, ’cuz I view everything as porn by applying them with rule 34.

by siff ess bee October 2, 2017

Nacho Rule

the Nacho Rule is applied when 2 or more chips are stuck together... it is counted as one chip/nacho.

"those 2 chips are stuck together!!"
"yes, but the Nacho Rule states that it's only one nacho."

by madam-awesomeness January 2, 2012

Ten-Fold Rule

The inherent birthright of every human to seek vengeance at a rate of ten times the original, unprovoked offense upon the original offender(s).

If, for no good reason, a “friend” were to punch you unexpectedly in the stomach, you then would refer to the “Ten-Fold Rule” and be allowed ten free stomach punches upon said “friend.”

by Uncle Joe March 16, 2004

Rupert Pooper

A small stupid person who is used as a friendship group's punching bag. He also thinks he's better than all of the others, so constantly believes he'll do better working on the night of a great celebration than going out with the lads, however he'll always get a DUDE. And his girlfriend resembles a guy you once knew, but don't know where from.

1) Be a Rupert Pooper and let us push in a shopping trolley down a hill.
2) Lad #1: "Come out with us for New Years Eve!!"
Lad #2: "No thank you, I will be trying to improve my 2 Ds, 1 E and a U. By staying awake until 4am and playing Black Ops"
Lad #1: "You are a massive faggot, Rupert Pooper"
3) "Doesn't your girlfriend look a little like Malcolm"

by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011