by viajen April 23, 2009
On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.
"Man, I just jacked with the awesome girl on omegle!"
"Did you see her face?"
"Well... No..."
"Rule 29, man."
"Did you see her face?"
"Well... No..."
"Rule 29, man."
by Roll Hodge September 15, 2013
Referring to The Rules of the Internet. Possibly the most important rules of them all.
Rule 29 states: In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 30 states: There are no girls on the internet.
Very useful rules to know while using online chat rooms.
Rule 29 states: In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 30 states: There are no girls on the internet.
Very useful rules to know while using online chat rooms.
EXAMPLE 1--
normal teenager: r u a girl or guy?
girl(not): im a gurl.. cant u tell? <3
normal teenager: bitch step off i know rules 29 & 30
EXAMPLE 2--
strange man: So you're 7, eh?
little boy(not): yes, why?
strange man: rly? im 8. do you want to meet in real life sometime??
little boy(not): Sir, this is FBI agent Michael Scarn, I hereby place you under arrest. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
strange man: DAMN. I wish I'd remembered rules 29 & 30.
normal teenager: r u a girl or guy?
girl(not): im a gurl.. cant u tell? <3
normal teenager: bitch step off i know rules 29 & 30
EXAMPLE 2--
strange man: So you're 7, eh?
little boy(not): yes, why?
strange man: rly? im 8. do you want to meet in real life sometime??
little boy(not): Sir, this is FBI agent Michael Scarn, I hereby place you under arrest. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
strange man: DAMN. I wish I'd remembered rules 29 & 30.
by da tr00f June 20, 2009
Gaming Rule #29
by alzyf Bobbert August 7, 2011