rooster penis

a rooster with a penis and a silly hat

ryan miller is such a rooster penis

by Bobby A August 8, 2003

Rasterbate

A mixture of Rastafarian-ism and masturbation, to "rasterbate" is the act of being stoned while masturbating.

After hitting the bong a few times, Jen and John went into the bedroom. Jeremy has no lady so he sat in the living room to rasterbate.

by couch.40 July 12, 2011

Rooster in a Hen House

A man who preys on vulnerable women. He infiltrates any place where women are in the majority. workplace, college, church and will destroy a family. He's a "Cum Freak." He will Cum in any female's hole no matter the havoc he wreaks.

A Rooster in a Hen House; is a man who meets one girl and sleep with her sisters, and friends.

by Low-Key Speaks June 23, 2016

Turkish Rooster

The act of waking up all horny after a party in someone's bed with what you presume to be a chick laying next to you, pulling the pants down and ramming your cock in their ass, only to find out it's a dude.

Did you hear Nick S. Turkish Roostered Mike last night?

OR

I can't believe I just Roostered my own Grandpa.

by Jizzed in my Pant March 26, 2009

Rooster

Someone who is an absolute plug, lazy, annoying, or who chirps excessively. They try to act tough but they are really just an aspiring girl scout.

Brian: Yo you seen that new kid?
Johnny: haha that kids a straight rooster.

michael: hey buddy sweet shot
Cam: yeah the bench is over there ya rooster

by timmy turner99 June 7, 2014

roasted

Past tense of the actual lighting and burning of a cone or joint/blunt of chronic.
To be fucking high.

"I justed roasted a cone, did ya hear it? It waz all crackling and shit."
"Damn fool, I'm roasted as hell up in here."

by Diego September 4, 2003

roastedass

a burning ass; the burning of the flesh in and around the anus

that shit smells like roastedass

by roastedass January 10, 2008