Rockin Randy 

Randy with a guitar. Can't be used as currency

Rockin randy gave me a rotten johnny!

Rockin Randy by MrSHinS August 9, 2020

Getting Randy on my Johnson 

Similar to Beating the Meat or Stroking the Salami, this phrasing is a more eloquent way of saying you are going to self gratify.

After leaving the Strip Club: “I think I will be Getting Randy on my Johnson as soon as I get to the car”

Getting Randy on my Johnson by Jway4 February 10, 2022

Getting the Randy 

Being dragged into a chat or forum conversation one was not initially part of by way of insult.

Jenny: "Fucking sheep. This country makes me sick."

Randy: "Was it Jarome? I've told him and told him, but does he listen? No, And he always chooses the ugliest ones, too."

Jarome: "what the fuck Randy? lol"

Getting the Randy

Getting the Randy by Sofakat December 20, 2012

Cotton candy Randy 

A guy who thinks he's funny/humorous but in reality is cringy and creepy.

that guy thinks he's hilarious but in reality he's a cotton candy Randy.

Cotton candy Randy by Joemamaniss June 12, 2020

Big pp randy 

Big pp randy takes your buttocks and candy if you stay out past 7:00 and see big pp randy run

Chad: let's go to the store
Dave: dude it's past 7
Chad: So?
Dave: that means big pp randy will get us
Chad: oh

Big pp randy by Big pp randy October 11, 2023

Handy Randy 

The art of using a drunken, unconscious friends hand to jack yourself off until completion.

Last night Matt was so drunk and unconcious that I used his hand to give me a Handy Randy; I came on his face for added effect.

Handy Randy by BertMcMatterton November 26, 2010

The Randy Moss

The act of faking a beer pong shot and handing it off behind the back to your partner then the partner shoots and sinks that shit!!

Janda pump faked passed that ball behind his back to Beck and Beck proceeded to sink that shit stone cold to finish the other team completing The Randy Moss. EPIC

The Randy Moss by half back pass, beer pong November 27, 2010