When ever you have a group of friends together and are drinking alcohol, one of them gets extremly horny out of nowhere. This guy is known as 'The Ryan.' He will fuck random objects while under said intoxication.
Friend 1: This isn't fucking funny! Who's cum is all over my damn McNuggets?!
Friend 2: Shit dude, we have the Ryan among us
Friend 2: Shit dude, we have the Ryan among us
by JimmyRustler420 March 08, 2015
That one guy at the party. Everyone knows who I am talking about. Super horny, would fuck basically anyone or anyTHING for that matter. Usually an outcast, as he can get nobody to get into bed with him.
" 'CRUNCH' Hmm. This McChicken tastes awfully......oh my god what the fuck. Who jizzed in my McChicken?"
"Looks like we got the Ryan in the house."
"Looks like we got the Ryan in the house."
by thedirtymargotta March 08, 2015
Some fucking little whore bitch that has no life and thinks he’s good at art but he’s dog shit at art. He’s also a big door. He breaks up with a girl then sais he didn’t like her anyway.
by LILFUCKASSBITCHFAG December 08, 2018
Michael: "Hey Ryan do you mind sending me pics of tonight's homework I left it at school?"
Ryan: "Michael...
Fuck off"
Ryan: "Michael...
Fuck off"
by Ryan_ye_boi June 19, 2019
Ryan is can be super fucking annoying. And he can be an awful listener, he is also so talkive it makes me go crazy. Don’t go near a Ryan.
by Done ✅ October 25, 2018
A Ryan is someone who is always unpredictable yet predictable, naive yet impure, and other contradictory things. It can be hard to identify someone as a Ryan, but if they seem to act contradictory to themselves or extremely randomly, they may very well be a Ryan.
Guy 1 -"Hey dude, what's a dank meme?"
Guy 2 - "Seriously?"
Guy 1 - "Send noods"
Guy 2 - "You're such a Ryan!"
Ryan just called me a whore after saying he loves me, I'm so confused.
Guy 2 - "Seriously?"
Guy 1 - "Send noods"
Guy 2 - "You're such a Ryan!"
Ryan just called me a whore after saying he loves me, I'm so confused.
by jackmaster110 March 12, 2018
That one guy who always is unpredictable yet predictable, naive yet impure, etc. You never really know with a Ryan.
Ryan called me a whore right after saying he loved me. I feel so confused.
"Ryan just asked for nudes."
"I hear Ryan doesn't even know what a dank meme is."
"Ryan just asked for nudes."
"I hear Ryan doesn't even know what a dank meme is."
by jackmaster110 March 12, 2018