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Cock of Pressure

The 'Cock of Pressure' is something that is often choked on when someone is playing a game and is on the verge of winning, however that person never wins, because they are choking on the 'Cock of Pressure'
Person 1: Are you winning?

Person 2: I nearly won, but I choked on the 'Cock of Pressure'
by iCaptain-Obvious April 18, 2011
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peer pressure

The pressure you get from people who nag at you all day to do what your peers do to relieve stress and some of that pressure.
He smoked weed all day every day with his friends to relieve the peer pressure he felt from his parents giving him shit all day.
by Crushereagle February 26, 2010
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pleasure nubbins

a small myhtical creature who live in our crotches and inhabit genitalia, they provide us with pleasure by caressing our pubic hairs from the inside and release their energy when we jack off.
man watching porn: this is some good shit thankyou pleasure nubbins!

pleasure nubbins: all in a days work my friend
by jomeas February 17, 2008
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albino pleasure piss

Male ejaculate. Cum. Spooge. Man milk. Sperm.
Suzy and I were going at it, and I had to pull out because I forgot my jimmy hat. You should have seen it. I blew the albino pleasure piss all over her tummy.
by Brophy March 3, 2004
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Irish Pressure Cooker

Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with more planning and precision. You begin by eating an astronomical amount of Irish Beef Stew (like I said, this takes planning). Then begin binge drinking with Bushmills and Guinness. Let the brewing begin...
Once you are in bed, create a tight seal with the bedsheet against your chest, and release the silent killer into the death chamber. While keeping a tight seal on the sheet, raise your legs into the air in order to build the required pressure. Drop your legs back down to the mattress, while simultaneously releasing the sealed sheet towards your partners face. If your partner is gagging (and potentially throwing up), you will know you were successful.
Cole: Megan threw a lamp at my head lastnight.
Ben: What did you do this time?
Cole: Caught her with the Irish Pressure Cooker...TWICE!
by BeastMode1987 October 18, 2019
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under pressure

The song that always plays at the end of a movie where the main character acomplishes something great. Used as an inspirational or "everything turned out great" song.
"Whell john we finished another movie where the main character was almost killed and was a failure at life. But since everything turned out ok for him let's put Under pressure in there as the closing song" LOL!!!111
by AC!D August 15, 2006
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peer pressure

doing something you don't want to do because your force to do it. (the pressure)
from the movie friday:

I don't think Smokey
wanted to go in there,

but peer pressure's
a motherfucker.
by LayD December 10, 2008
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