Phone Boner

The bulge ur cell phone has when its in your pocket no matter what pocket

Can i use ur phone"? "naw i dont have it" "i can see your phone boner

by mattapotamusmcgizzy November 7, 2010

smart phone junky

A person who is always, I mean ALWAYS on their smart phone, whatever the setting may be- parties, dinners, walking around, driving in a car, classroom, bed, breakfast, lunch, work time, free time, etc. This person is turning into a robot by the minute and his/her brain is slowly turning to mush. He/she is becoming more addicted to his/her phone, more selfish, forgetful, inconsiderate of real-life situations, etc., and it is really starting to piss me off. Real life situations, real people, education > social networking, texting, games.

Dude, stop being a smart phone junky, put your iPhone down for one second, and actually give a shit about something else for a change.

by smart phone junky specialist June 14, 2013

The Phone Call

When you stick your thumb in her ass and your pinky her vagina.

I gave my girl the phone call last night while Adele was singing in the background.

by Vantex XII November 27, 2018

is that your phone?

A question which may be asked when a man's anatomy is mistaken for a mobile phone which may "poke" someone in the back while dancing

Lucy asked JT "is that your phone?"
He replied, "no, it's in the apartment"

by Zantee09 July 17, 2009

Smart Phone

A wireless device that spends most of its time tethered to a charging cable.

Birds ate my Smart Phone battery - you have a spare ipod cable lying around?

by Manny Dalavera August 6, 2012

Cell Phone

Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Britney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the word Discipline and hard-work mean.

Little Girl: Like OMG Stacy, my Mom bought me the coolest cell phone

Stacy: OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block.

by Mia May 13, 2005

Phone Rape

When a seemingly normal guy/girl is on the phone with you and proceeds to have phone sex with you when you don't want it, narrating both sides, so you have no choice but to listen in total awe.

Bob: I was on the phone with this chick last night, and we were having a pretty normal conversation, then she phone raped me, I haven't been the same ever since.
Friend: I warned you about her.

by TEH BOB ZORD December 23, 2008