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Pat My Crease

When a woman wants you to have sex with her
Then Michelle said "Hey honey! Come over here and pat my crease!"
by Beefmakespremium August 2, 2019
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Happy pat

To pat a boner in a playful manner
Jessica gave her boyfriend juan a happy pat.
by Tomcathappypat March 5, 2023
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Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.
That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.
by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023
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Pat Hanson

Gam artist. Someone who makes up stories to bond with the boys
Pat Hanson is a serial gam artist. He just told me he got 78 runs in grade 6
by Hickerydickerydock September 12, 2022
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pat

pats are very mean and thickkkkk!
hey look at her !

ohh thats just pat.
shes thickkkk!
by janae!!! October 10, 2018
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Pats tractor

A man that loves us Tractor and will do anything for. It Hes a loyal man to who he will work him normally has a Hype man call Jon heffers
Definton he's a pats tractor to the club what a guy
by Gamer fun September 12, 2020
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postman patting

When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly
“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “
by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020
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