by TimeKingPanda January 24, 2024

by squigglysquirrels99 October 17, 2019

by derezzedalgorithm July 30, 2024

"Babe, do you mind putting on a condom?"
"Not at all! I don't want to get any of my parasite paste into you!"
"Not at all! I don't want to get any of my parasite paste into you!"
by MikeAD March 23, 2024

“Yo I’m gonna nut in Hannah tonight”
“Isn’t she on her period though?”
“Yeah, I’m shrimp pasting her tonight”
“Isn’t she on her period though?”
“Yeah, I’m shrimp pasting her tonight”
by Ddawg999 September 30, 2021

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.
by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021

After a night of drinking and you wake up with 10 unread messages from friends and family. you where visited by "the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past"
by BOBBYKANG May 13, 2020
