Austrian Painter

Substitute for "Hitler". Used on YouTube, facebook and other social media platforms who seem to have no grasp of what "historical" or "satirical" means. And no, neo-nazis don't get to use this excuse.

Person 1: Remember that famous meme of wide Putin walking?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Now we have wide Austrian Painter walking.
Person 2: Austrian Painter? Who cares abo-... Oh, wait... I get it.

by mancyclopediac July 21, 2022

painting the pole

Screwing a woman on her period.

My wife was on the rag so I was painting the pole last night.

by buzzman October 29, 2006

pantalon

for jumping

The pogo stick is used pantalon.

by TardUNG December 2, 2009

paint face

Cumming on a face, a facial on the receiving partner after male ejaculation. Typical for aggressive experienced sexual males to paint the females face when they are cumming.

Ol girl is real nasty bro and will let the whole crew paint face on everything!

by Ezduzit614 Mr06 June 5, 2014

african paint job

Its when your on the shitter and then you whip your ass and blow your nose with the same piece of toilet paper

Jon: I was pooping and the i gave myself and African paint job

Tron: eeeeew that gross

by hahasuka January 31, 2014

pant brownie

a brownie in ones pants

by Jacob Hellige October 16, 2003

paintball

The greatest game ever played.Paintball is the fastest growing sport in the world. Paintball is safe when played right and reffed right.
GO SpeedBall

Dude i played paintball on monday and kick there ass

by capt stryker December 28, 2005