otter dollar

A special form of currency used to buy p0rn.

I'll give you 5 otter dollars for that nude b0b pic!

by Nonyobiness February 12, 2007

otter suck

The action of sucking the juice out of an Otter Pop, or similar squeeze popsicle.

That was a very audible otter suck.

by lizkenes January 26, 2010

osterlocious

a step-dads word for confusing his stepkids.

when his stepkids are being bad, he says, "stop being so osterlocious!!"

by bobslave July 11, 2010

Oesterling

Oesterlings are a tight knit clan of caring people. They hail from the continent of Europe. Oesterlings are hard working folk that have strong values.

Kid: Dad, I got an A on my test!
Father: Wow, you're working like an Oesterling!

by MATTCLARY April 28, 2011

Otter's bottom

When the inside of ones mouth feels dry and manky

Woahh dude all that beer and kebabs last night gave me a mouth like an otter's bottom!

by Acceber Nosnibor February 13, 2012

Osterduce

Osterducing: The act of ripping of one's genitalia with the use of sharp-barbed tentacles which erupt from one's vagina in a myriad of numbers. Generally the osterducing occurs whenever an adolescent participates in tom foolery and shameful shenanigans. During the excruciating process, some have been known to reach sexual orgasm, blood and semine, among other fluids, dripping from their ripped nethers. Though the supreme court has not technically classified this action as rape, they have classified osterducing as assault and battery. The penalty for osterducing is 3 months in an asylum and 12 months of rehabilitation for the victim. The one who committed the osterducing is protected by the DIO act. (Diplomatic Immunity for Osterducers). Though protestors continually riot over this almost seemingly incredulous act, the supreme court judges refuse to re-examine this case. In an almost poetic sense of the word, they call osterducing a quiet form of vigilante justice to "Shameful Youngsters."

Some of the signs and systems of osterducing are:
1. Screaming while clutching their genitals.

2. Blood and semine dripping on the floor from the ceiling.
3. Frantic cries of: "This is not rape technically but it hurts like a Bitch!"
4. An adult individual with tentacles emerging from their nethers.
5. Suction cup marks on the victims body and or scrotum.

If you know anyone who has been osterduced or is currently being osterduced right now, please call this hotline:

1800-PLZ-HELP

Johnny went around egging elderly neighbor's houses and one of them osterduced him. He doesn't come out of his home or speak anymore. He only screams when someone mentions tentacle hentai.

by Goobypls November 6, 2012

outerchangeable

the ability to continuously change the outside appearance of a person, place, or thing.

did you get your outerchangeable ipad case yet? see outerchangeables.com

by joey bonds March 24, 2012