Murphy's Law

The secret of the universe: The Universe is intrinsically dystopic.

During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

Murching

The act of position one's anus or vagina over an erect penis, in anticipation of the moment of deep penetration.

Sally quickly starting murching over John's penis, waiting for him to insert it.

by Julznova November 17, 2009

morpheus

A dangerous individual with a trenchcoat fetish. Also a vampire-wannabe.

Morpheus feeds on the blood of the living

Morpheus: I get aroused by trenchcoats

by Dev-Null March 27, 2003

morph

(v.) The process of sexual intercourse in which both partners remain stationary and are subject to back-and-forth physiological switchings in gender. Stimulation is achieved through the friction occurring between the two sets of genitalia constantly inverting into and out of each other.

Hey, baby, I play a mean trombone... IN SPACE. Wanna morph?

by TheLoudestFan April 16, 2009

murphy

To disappear from a scene quickly without much notice, similar to the way that a murphy bed is quickly and easily stowed into the wall, disappearing from sight. A synonym for an "irish exit".

Dude, I think that girl I just frenched was actually a guy. Now he wont leave me alone! I have to murphy out of here with the quickness.

by happymente October 13, 2011

Murch

Pretty much the coolest thing since Cabbage Patch Kids. Has an obsession with Spongebob & Mashed Potatoes. Is known to make you laugh and will also make you cry like you're cutting onions. Don't piss this bitch off or You're goin to Hell.

Also a thug, gangster, baller, or any other term you would like to relate to the word p.i.m.p.

You see that girl over there? She's such a Murch.

by Murch June 17, 2008

Morphine

I'll go over the two definitions that'll will interest most

-potent naturally occurring opioid pain killer widely used for severe pain as well as anesthesia in hospitals. Poor bio availability orally (~10%) means it's best route is IV or IM. Longer lasting than some others. Extremely addictive, would not suggest you abuse or even use unless in pain

-powerful opioid best slammed for best effects. If slammed you'll feel a warm rush (fireworks) up your arm and then a rush straight to the brain, you'll feel weak, and tired but in a good way sort of like an orgasm. Highly addictive, somewhat over rated with some of the "newer" opioids which feel allot better IMO like oxycodone, oxymorphone (best rush ever) and hydromorphone.

Overall a very useful drug for both legitimate and recreational uses...again it's dangerous and you can OD easily or become addicted. Drugs are nothing to mess with if you don't know anything about them or you have a very addictive personality.

Jake: the other day I had to go to the ER for severe pain, they gave me a morphine injection it felt soooo good and releaved my pain but I wouldn't abuse it not worth the legal issues, money and trouble
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Thomas: ah God you got dat morphine Jake? You gotta get me some broski...that shit makes you melt awayyyy...luckyy

Jake: agreed it was a pretty crazy rush but I'm not into abusing drugs, it cam cause allot of issues

Thomas: ight that's cool brah..if you ever get any OCs hit me up

by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 15, 2010