Australian mustache

(n): The result of growing a mustache with your pubes "down under".

Your Australian mustache is really tickling my nose.

by Falkor the Ghost Puncher January 20, 2011

Kosovo Mustache

Three short pubic hairs precariously balanced on a teenager's upper lip.

Hey. Make sure your Kosovo mustache doesn't fall into my Coke can.

by Daily Real August 22, 2011

cheesy mustache

a guy who's mustache has been dipped in the anus of a woman with a stinky asshole.

"hey man did you smell rustys cheesy mustache..it reeked of cheese and bootyhole"

by BearLee February 21, 2014

bar mitzvah mustache

Bar mitzvah mustache
While going balls deep from behind you secretly take scissors and cut your pubic hair.. Then before you pull out and cum on her upper lip and quickly apply the pubic hair on her upper lip which then resembles a 13 year old with his first mustache

See above bar mitzvah mustache

by barmitzvahmustache June 24, 2014

Fake mustache

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.

"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"
"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."

by jzimbert May 30, 2006

Mustache Ride

To rotate your jaw in either a clockwise and or counter clockwise motion while pushing your tongue out in succession with the movement of one's lips; making it appear as though the mustache is doing a wave-like motion.

would anyone in my general vicinity care for a mustache ride?

by things that i'm looking at March 4, 2014

Mustache ride

A Mustache ride is an experience one has when in attendence at a -The Mustache-(of wisconsin)- concert. This notion is manifested in the perpetual urging of all young ladies to be in a line when they lust for a Mustache ride.

As DJ Jazzy Jebadiah leaned back, microphone in hand, sweat dripping from his hair, he motioned the finest lady of the audience to shake her bodatious body. When the band's song was over and that nasty babe had danced her heart out, it was clear without doubt she had just endured a wild Mustache ride.

Dan says, "It wasn't the first time The Mustache ever called for the donkey dicks to get up and dance, but dang man, this time their music gave me a wicked nasty Mustache ride!"

by Chuck Narwhale October 13, 2009